The sticker across the shop window read: Don’t forget yourself this Christmas!
Just what did it mean?
Was the mobile phone company advising passers-by to selflessly throw themselves into making the family celebrations enjoyable for all?
Or was it encouraging the great public to remember to buy themselves that expensive 5G mobile phone?
Or maybe suggesting that, like the man in the first photo, over the next few days we should text someone who would like to hear from us?
Or perhaps like Robert Walker, the Scottish anti-slavery campaigner, we should seize the moment to take time out in the fresh air and be one in our thoughts and prayers with our Creator?
If this were a proper questionnaire, it would now say, tick as many boxes as apply (to you!)
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